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The Marine Corps Seal is over our military's description America's Best U.S. Marine is in bold print over a Marine Saluting our Flag. Arching over the Saluting Marine and US Flag are the Words A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU.  Stenciled below the standing figure is RATION, 1 MEAL

US MARINES ENLISTED
Just your basic Survival Ration that's hardly fit to eat. But the message on this label speaks volumes about the person and group who are Proud to wear the title of "UNITED STATES MARINE". A great gift for a Marine. See pricing above or click on can for enlarged image. And remember "Once a Marine always a Marine.

The top label for can labels ordered by US Mail or as a completed can, also included is a P38 Can Opener
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US MARINES ENLISTED
US MARINES OFFICER
US ARMY ENLISTED
US ARMY OFFICER
US AIR FORCE ENLISTED
US AIR FORCE OFFICER
US NAVY ENLISTED
US NAVY OFFICER
US COAST GUARD ENLISTED
US COAST GUARD OFFICER
NATIONAL GUARD ENLISTED
NATIONAL GUARD OFFICER
UNCLE SAM
BARNEY'S CREAMED POSSUM
BARNEY'S SQUISHED SKUNK
BARNEY'S SPLIT ARMADILLO
BARNEY'S EAT CROW
BARNEY'S CAN of WORMS
RSV VETERAN ENLISTED
RSV VETERAN OFFICER
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US MARINES ENLISTED
Just your basic Survival Ration that's hardly fit to eat. But the message on this label speaks volumes about the person and group who are Proud to wear the title of "UNITED STATES MARINE". A great gift for a Marine. See pricing above or click on can for enlarged image. And remember "Once a Marine always a Marine.

US MARINES OFFICER
Just your basic Survival Ration that's hardly fit to eat. But the message on this label speaks volumes about the person and group who are Proud to wear the title of "UNITED STATES MARINE". A great gift for a Marine. See pricing above or click on can for enlarged image. And remember "Once a Marine always a Marine.

US ARMY ENLISTED
The ration tastes terrible but the sentiments expressed in this label make up for all of this Survival Ration's shortcomings. America's Best is quite fitting for any United States Service Member, past or present. A fitting gift for a person who has or is currently serving in the US ARMY. Click on can for complete label contents.

US ARMY OFFICER
The ration tastes terrible but the sentiments expressed in this label make up for all of this Survival Ration's shortcomings. America's Best is quite fitting for any United States Service Member, past or present. A fitting gift for a person who has or is currently serving in the US ARMY. Click on can for complete label contents.

US AIR FORCE ENLISTED
Everybody hated the contents of the can but loved the P38 Can Opener. The contents of the Survival Ration is overcome by the admiration for the Service Member's service to Our Country as expressed in this label. Yes a Grateful Nation does Thank You and honors your service. Give this gift of gratitude today. See pricing above, Click can for details.

US AIR FORCE OFFICER
Everybody hated the contents of the can but loved the P38 Can Opener. The contents of the Survival Ration is overcome by the admiration for the Service Member's service to Our Country as expressed in this label. Yes a Grateful Nation does Thank You and honors your service. Give this gift of gratitude today. See pricing above, Click can for details.

US NAVY ENLISTED
"Who made this stuff" was a common complaint about the Survival Ration. "Who made these people" is the common complement for Our Nation's service members past and present. Show your appreciation of their service in the US NAVY with this thoughtful gift. See pricing above, Click can for details.

US NAVY OFFICER
"Who made this stuff" was a common complaint about the Survival Ration. "Who made these people" is the common complement for Our Nation's service members past and present. Show your appreciation of their service in the US NAVY with this thoughtful gift. See pricing above, Click can for details.

US COAST GUARD ENLISTED
This stuff would gag a maggot, but you have got to love the P38 can opener and the person who proudly serviced our nation in the US COAST GUARD. This gift expresses your sentiment for their service. Pricing is above. Click on can to expanded view.

US COAST GUARD OFFICER
This stuff would gag a maggot, but you have got to love the P38 can opener and the person who proudly serviced our nation in the US COAST GUARD. This gift expresses your sentiment for their service. Pricing is above. Click on can to expanded view.

NATIONAL GUARD ENLISTED
The National Guard Bureau Seal is over the excellent description "America's Best" NATIONAL GUARD sits atop the the words "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which encloses the National Guard, Minuteman Emblem. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL" This can or can label is suitable for both Army and Air National Guard Members.

NATIONAL GUARD OFFICER
The National Guard Bureau Seal is over the excellent description "America's Best" NATIONAL GUARD sits atop the the words "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which encloses the National Guard, Minuteman Emblem. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL" This can or can label is suitable for both Army and Air National Guard Members.

UNCLE SAM
"The Great Seal of The United States is uppermost, followed by Barney's in Red script, a Blue ribbon has UNCLE SAM emblazoned in White, an image of Uncle Sam pointing a finger at the miscreants who have attacked or harmed our nation, our citizens or our allies. The words 'I Want You' under him. CANNED WHUPPASS identifies the label.

BARNEY'S CREAMED POSSUM
This Image is intentionally blurred. Barney's Roadkill Logo is at the top of this can. In the Blue banner in is ROADKILL, a gruesome image of a dead possum laying on the Yellow center stripe of a road follows the banner. Under the obviously dead Possum are the words CREAMED POSSUM. CREAMED POSSUM fresh off the road using all of the parts that could be taken away from the buzzards.

BARNEY'S SQUISHED SKUNK
This Image is intentionally blurred. Our Roadkill logo tops this can. A hideous image of the skunk is there for all to see. Running diagonally down the side is our slogan "It tastes just like chicken" Our semi-skilled people in Hazmat Suits and a faulty Breathing Apparatus retrieve them off the long lonesome highway and we at BARNEY'S prepare it just for you. NOT! A great gift or conversation piece.

BARNEY'S SPLIT ARMADILLO
This Image is intentionally blurred. Barney's Roadkill Logo with Roadkill emblazoned across a long lonesome highway, Barney's is displayed in Red script with Condesending Soup in small Gold lettering underneath it, followed by a Blue ribbon with ROADKILL in White letters, a picture of a dead Armadillo on a Texas highway is sitting on top of the label name 'Split Armadillo.' SPLIT ARMADILLO, A great Southern Treat now available anywhere. Most of the Hard Shell and digging claws have been removed.

BARNEY'S EAT CROW
This Image is intentionally blurred. Creamed Crow and Humble Pie a most humbling repast for that errant scoundrel. This can may be used as a rotating prize for the biggest blooper of the week at your business. It has a lot of Latin in it because everything even the mundane seems so much more brilliant in Latin. The Latin refers to a humbling experience as strengthening character when reproof is taken and acted upon responsibly. It has been and is used to indicate "You Lost".

BARNEY'S CAN OF WORMS
This Image is intentionally blurred. Open a Can of Worms(idomatic) A complex, troublesome situation arising when a decision or action produces considerable subsequent problems. Generally speaking once opened the worms can not be put back into the can. Wives have known to purchase this can and attach a suitable sticky note.

RSV VETERAN ENLISTED
US AIR FORCE Radar Site Veterans. Just the sight of the Site makes you cold. While this picture may not be your Site, if your Unit was on a mountain top it probably looked very similar to this one in the winter. The Site in the image is Cartwright Labrador. If you served at one of these places I am sure you are hearing the wind whistle about now. Thanks for your service.

RSV VETERAN OFFICER
US AIR FORCE Radar Site Veterans. Just the sight of the Site makes you cold. While this picture may not be your Site, if your Unit was on a mountain top it probably looked very similar to this one in the winter. The Site in the image is Cartwright Labrador. If you served at one of these places I am sure you are hearing the wind whistle about now. Thanks for your service.

SPECIAL ORDERS
We can do an individualization of any of the MILITARY SURVIVAL RATION groups. We can place a picture or a unit patch or any other unit designation on the face of the can under and between A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU. We do reserve the right to refuse. Click on image to see more details and ordering information.

US MARINES ENLISTED
This Image is intentionally blurred. The Marine Corps Seal is at the top and over the very apt description of Our Military "America's Best" U.S. Marine is in bold print over a the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a saluting silhouette and Our Flag.. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Enlistment is in red over the blank check given to our country by the Marine. The Marine Hymn is over top of the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A must have for any Marine.

US MARINES OFFICER
This Image is intentionally blurred. The Marine Corps Seal is at the top and over the very apt description of Our Military "America's Best" U.S. Marine is in bold print over a the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a saluting silhouette and Our Flag.. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Office is in red over the blank check given to our country by the Marine. The Marine Hymn is over top of the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A must have for any Marine.

US ARMY ENLISTED
This Image is intentionally blurred. The US ARMY Seal is at the top and over an excellent description of Our Military "America's Best" U.S. ARMY is in bold print over the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a saluting silhouette and Our Flag.. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Enlistment is in red over the blank check given to our country by the Enlisted Person. The Army Song is over top of the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A great gift to show your appreciation of their service.

US ARMY OFFICER
This Image is intentionally blurred. The US ARMY Seal is at the top and over an excellent description of Our Military "America's Best" U.S. ARMY is in bold print over the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a saluting silhouette and Our Flag.. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Office is in red over the blank check given to our country. The Army Song is over top of the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A great gift to show your appreciation of their service.

US AIR FORCE ENLISTED
This Image is intentionally blurred. The US AIR FORCE Seal is at the top and over an excellent description of Our Military "America's Best" US AIR FORCE is in bold print over the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a saluting silhouette and Our Flag.. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Enlistment is in red over the blank check given to Our Country by the Enlisted Person. The AIR FORCE Song is over top of the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A wonderful way to show your appreciation of their service to Our Country.

US AIR FORCE OFFICER
This Image is intentionally blurred. The US AIR FORCE Seal is at the top and over an excellent description of Our Military "America's Best" US AIR FORCE is in bold print over the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a saluting silhouette and Our Flag.. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Office is in red over the blank check given to Our Country by all Armed Forces Personnel. The AIR FORCE Song is over top of the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A wonderful way to show your appreciation of their service to Our Country.

US NAVY ENLISTED
This Image is intentionally blurred. The US NAVY Seal is over the very apt description of Our Military "America's Best" US NAVY is in bold print over the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a silhouette saluting Our Flag. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Enlistment is in red over the blank check given to Our Country by any individual who goes into the Military. The song Anchors Aweigh is over top of the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A wonderful way to show your appreciation of their service to Our Country.

US NAVY OFFICER
This Image is intentionally blurred. The US NAVY Seal is over the very apt description of Our Military "America's Best" US NAVY is in bold print over the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a silhouette saluting Our Flag. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Office is in red over the blank check given to Our Country by any individual who goes into the Military. The song Anchors Aweigh is over top of the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A wonderful way to show your appreciation of their service to Our Country.

US COAST GUARD ENLISTED
This Image is intentionally blurred. The US COAST GUARD Seal is over the excellent description of Our Military "America's Best" US COAST GUARD is in bold print over the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a saluting silhouette and Our Flag.. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Enlistment is in red over the blank check given to Our Country by any individual who goes into the Military. The COAST GUARD Song is over the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A great gift to show your appreciation of their service to Our Country.

US COAST GUARD OFFICER
This Image is intentionally blurred. The US COAST GUARD Seal is over the excellent description of Our Military "America's Best" US COAST GUARD is in bold print over the inscription "A GRATEFUL NATION THANKS YOU" which surrounds a saluting silhouette and Our Flag.. Stenciled below the standing figure is "RATION, 1 MEAL. The Oath of Office is in red over the blank check given to Our Country by any individual who goes into the Military. The COAST GUARD Song is over the third verse of "America the Beautiful" A great gift to show your appreciation of their service to Our Country.

NATIONAL GUARD ENLISTED
This Image is intentionally blurred. The Seal at the top is the Nation Guard Bureau, National Guard is capital letters over the National Guard Emblem. All members of the National Guard of the United States are also members of the militia of the United States as defined by law and are therefore in the oldest branch of the Armed Services. In the Right panel is the Poem "Citizen Soldier" and in the middle panel is the Oath of Enlistment. This product is suitable for both Air and Army Guardsmen from any state or territory.

NATIONAL GUARD OFFICER
This Image is intentionally blurred. The Seal at the top is the Nation Guard Bureau, National Guard is Caps over the National Guard Emblem. All members of the National Guard of the United States are also members of the militia of the United States as defined by law and are therefore in the oldest branch of the Armed Services. In the Right panel is the Poem "Citizen Soldier" and in the middle panel is the Oath of Office. This product is suitable for both Air and Army Guardsmen from any state or territory.

UNCLE SAM
This Image is intentionally blurred. The Great Seal of The United States is uppermost, followed by Barney's in Red script, a Blue ribbon has UNCLE SAM emblazoned in White, an image of Uncle Sam pointing a finger at the miscreants who have attacked or harmed our nation, our citizens or our allies. The words 'I Want You' under him. CANNED WHUPPASS identifies the label. The left panel gives directions to the miscreants in case Uncle catches them and the right panel lists why Uncle may want the miscreants. Below that is the all Military Honor Guard with the urgent words "They Protect You, You Support Them".

Barney's Creamed Possum
This Image is intentionally blurred. Ah yes Possum, the most plentiful of all the roadkill critters, but alas the most difficult to prepare because of the prodigious amount of grease and hair the carcass produces. We at Barney's have taken that worry and bother away from you with our delicious, nutritious Creamed Possum Soup fresh off the highway to our huge, almost sanitary cooking vats. What a wonderful surprise for those unexpected guests, often the very sight of this can sitting on your kitchen counter causes a quick departure. Having ordered the can of soup yourself you know all of the above to be untrue, but they don't. Either you or Barneys can fabricate this can of delicious condescending soup so that you may offer it to an unsuspecting, soon to be ex friend; they won't be able to hide the animosity and amazement caused by your thoughtfulness.

Barney's Squished Skunk
This Image is intentionally blurred. Can't you just feel that warm glow that comes from a hot bowl of almost completely deodorized Barney's Squished Skunk? Now imagine their surprised look when you offer your hapless guest(s) a piping hot bowl or even better, you offer to prepare the tasty casserole following the quick recipe on the side of the can using semi fresh roadkill no less. A quick glance at Barney's Freshness Guarantee will let them know you choose only the very best in Roadkill or Redneck Cuisine. Now about the Yuletide gift for that not so nice somebody, a can of this great condescending soup makes a thoughtful stocking stuffer and it is so much cleaner than a lump of coal (which you probably can't find anyway).

Barney's Split Armadillo
This Image is intentionally blurred.The range of the Armadillo is increasing and because they are so aggressive they fight losing battles with fast moving vehicles. We at Barney's have capitalized upon their loss. We collect them within 24 hours of their losing battle and pressure cook them to a soft puree from which we extract shell, claws, teeth and bones. We then use our special Cajun Sauce to add flavor and a tad of heat to our condescending soup. What was once a southwestern treat is now available throughout the United States. Your friends will marvel at your display of outstanding culinary insight. We recommend the recipe on the side of the can because it uses grits instead of that oh so boring rice our competition uses in their recipes. Can't eat it all in one sitting? No problem, use the handy storage tips right on the side of the can. The truth is no where in evidence in the above sentences.

Barney's Creamed Crow
This Image is intentionally blurred. Creamed Crow and Humble Pie a most humbling repast for that errant scoundrel. If your audio is on (upper right hand corner) then you are hearing or have heard "Taking Care of Business". This can makes an excellent rotating prize for the biggest mistake of a reoccurring period and may be required to be prominently displayed for that period. Some meetings have errupted with laughter at the acceptance speech by the award winner. We used a lot of Latin in it because everything even the mundane seems so much more brilliant in Latin. The Latin refers to a humbling experience as strengthening character when reproof is taken and acted upon responsibly. An empty can with this label on it makes an excellent Certificate Holder for the unlucky recipient. You would have to use your imagination for the Certificate of Accomplishment. Of course this label has been used by some just to indicate "You Lost and here's your prize, loser".

Barney's Can of Worms
This Image is intentionally blurred. Have a subject that shouldn't be addressed? Write it on a Post It note and stick it on this can, then place can on table. Ideal for home or office. We at Barney's use a lot of Latin because everything even the mundane seems so much more brilliant in Latin. Labels fool you. The label comes ready for you to attach to an empty can and make a great Pen and Pencil Holder. Choose the label only for $3.49 plus postage or the completed can for $5.49 plus $5.60 shipping.

US AIR FORCE RADAR SITE VETERAN
This Image is intentionally blurred. A year at one these places often seemed to be a lifetime. Snow Covered and Wind Swept with no radio or TV. Rock strewn with a one lane road to the top that was mostly closed to wheeled traffic by the winter snow. The Site in the image is Cartwright Labrador as seen from the single engine supply plane, but really the Site could be any Radar Site that was on a moutain top.

US AIR FORCE RADAR SITE VETERAN
This Image is intentionally blurred. A year at one these places often seemed to be a lifetime. Snow Covered and Wind Swept with no radio or TV. Rock strewn with a one lane road to the top that was mostly closed to wheeled traffic by the winter snow. The Site in the image is Cartwright Labrador as seen from the single engine supply plane, but really the Site could be any Radar Site that was on a moutain top.

The three images are a sample of what can be placed on the Military Ration Label. We can add an image that you send us in one of these four formats: bmp, jpg, gif or psd. We will size it to fit the can as shown in the three images. The fee is two dollors ($2.00) additional and the wait is up to 10 days depending on our work load. We have to expend the manhours in adding, printing and prepping the new image. We can mail you the label and you decide on whether to make it into a pen/pencil holder using an empty can or using a full can making it into a Sealed Survival Ration. Barney's Goods

The Seal at the top is the Department of Defense, on the Blue Banner is imprinted their Branch of Service. In the left panel is the seal of their particular branch of service. Pictured is a person in their Dress Uniform, framing the picture is a "Thank You" for their service to our country. Below the picture is the phrase "CANNED WHIPASS" which they truly were, just ask any foe.

The Seal at the top is the Department of Defense, on the Blue Banner is imprinted their Branch of Service. In the left panel is the seal of their particular branch of service. Pictured is a person in their Dress Uniform, framing the picture is a "Thank You" for their service to our country. Below the picture is the phrase "CANNED WHIPASS" which they truly were, just ask any foe.